Pre- Order: Summer Cocktail Box (Ships 8/15-8/31)

Pre- Order: Summer Cocktail Box (Ships 8/15-8/31) (Sold Out)

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$85.00 (Sold Out)

Picture this: It’s 85º and sunny. You’re sitting poolside. You have a summer cocktail in your hand and in your stomach. Wait, what? That’s right, we’re eating our cocktails this summer! We turned all of your favorite sun-drenched drinks into elegant blondies that encapsulate the best thing about summer: the booze (obviously). Made with all natural, fun & vibrant colors, these blondies *pop* out of that box and are a gorgeous addition to any summer gathering (sunglasses are highly recommended when opening the box). So whether you’re here for the margs or the mules, the crushes or the coladas, there’s a blondie in this box for you! 

 

What’s in the box?
margarita: This blondie is truly an edible margarita (I’ve been waiting my entire life for this culinary breakthrough). Fresh lime juice, Casamigos & salt come together to emulate the beloved classic marg. And while tequila may go down easily, these sunbathing blondies go down even easier (no chaser required)!

piña colada: If you like piña coladas, and ***getting lost in the rain, prepare to be transported to your favorite beach with each smooth & tropical bite. This coconut cream, pineapple juice & Bacardi blondie is a true tribute to the summertime cocktail classic.
***Read: eating your feelings in the sunshine

orange crush: The orange crush is an iconic beach drink! As an ode to the crush, this blondie is made with Grey Goose L'Orange, freshly squeezed orange juice, & lemon-lime seltzer. I heard that if you close your eyes and take a bite, you’ll feel like you’re tipsy on the Ocean City pier!


Moscow mule: When it’s somehow still 95º after sundown, a refreshing Moscow mule can cool down anyone! We took a page out of the mule’s book and combined fresh lime juice, Tito's & ginger beer to create an exciting blondie that tastes just like our fave summer sip. Best enjoyed on a sticky summer night with friends (...or alone on your fire escape in Brooklyn on a Tuesday, let me live!).

 

 



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09/05/2022
Anonymous
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We love everything you make!!!!

Beautiful presentation. High end box and precision cut goodies are so elegant right out of the box. Best treat ever.

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06/14/2022
Anonymous
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Love them

All of the flavors were amazing!!

How do I order?

Blondery restocks weekly on Sundays at 2PM EST and often sells out quickly.

1. YOU ORDER YOUR TREATS
2. WE MAKE YOUR TREATS
3. WE SHIP YOUR TREATS BY WEDNESDAY

Due to COVID-19, orders may experience a slight delay. Delivery by a specified date is not guaranteed...

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Can you hold my order or deliver on a specific day?
We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order as close to the date as possible. All of our products will come with instructions on how to preserve freshness.

Can I substitute a flavor? Can I switch boxes after I order? Can I get a refund?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

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