strawberry rosé variety box

strawberry rosé variety box (Sold Out)


$85.00 (Sold Out)

Life is definitely nothing like a box of blondies — because in this case, you know exactly what you're going to get. Our favorite signature flavors, accompanied by a special guest. Unlike most guest though, this one doesn't overstay its welcome. We won't tell you what to do or anything, but you may want to add this to your cart before you have to wait another year to get the chance. 

 

 

What’s in the box?

 

strawberry rosé :The strawberry rosé blondie is that wholesome all-American girl who rocks cowboy boots and cutoff jean shorts (jorts?), but also “summers” in Paris, if you catch my drift. Traditional tastes of fresh strawberry coulis and Bourbon vanilla are elevated by exotic ingredients like pink pitaya powder and fabulously sweet wine. This delicately beautiful bite is topped off with a rosé glaze because … we fancy like that. 

 

pecan and salted caramel: Bakers all around the country got together in a Facebook group and agreed that this blondie is better than their own recipes. And if I do say so myself, I agree.  A chewy butterscotch blondie with Guittard chocolate chips is topped off with a decadent salted caramel ganache and toasted pecans. The nutty, buttery, sweet and salty notes, making it clear why our customers call this blondie the OG. 

 

cinnamon sugar: This is the blondie version of a snickerdoodle cookie who didn’t go to state school. She’s got substance and expensive taste (sorry, European butter only, thanks), but at the end of the day, she’s still a snack. If you want to understand what this tastes like, just imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch had an Amex and drove a Benz (okay, I see you).


brooklyn blackout (gluten-free): If one blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, one would praise the Brunch Gods and top off their mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”).



Complimentary shipping on all orders

How do I order?

Blondery restocks weekly on Sundays at 2PM EST and often sells out quickly.

1. YOU ORDER YOUR TREATS
2. WE MAKE YOUR TREATS
3. WE SHIP YOUR TREATS BY WEDNESDAY

Due to COVID-19, orders may experience a slight delay. Delivery by a specified date is not guaranteed...

How do I pay?

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, and Facebook pay.

Can you hold my order or deliver on a specific day?
We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order as close to the date as possible. All of our products will come with instructions on how to preserve freshness.

Can I substitute a flavor? Can I switch boxes after I order? Can I get a refund?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

How/when will my order be delivered?

Your treats are guaranteed to ship by Wednesday.

You will receive tracking info via email/text once your order has shipped.

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If you order multiple items, they may not ship together.

We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats on Wednesday by 2-day Express. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is complimentary on all orders. AKA Free Shipping.

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