anniversary variety box

anniversary variety box

21 reviews

$125.00

Okay, the best way for me to explain the anniversary variety box is that it’s like Blondery’s “greatest hits” album. Featuring six of our favorite flavors from past and present, this is the Holy Grail combo of blonde-brownie goodness. You’ll get a solid mix of our signature flavors with some standout seasonal favs (so you can try a bite of everything). Oh and if you’re searching for business gifts or corporate gifts for clients, this is a surefire way to stand out.

What’s in the box?
brooklyn blackout (gluten-free): If one blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, one would praise the Brunch Gods and top off their mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, I said it. 

cinnamon sugar: This is the blondie version of a snickerdoodle cookie who didn’t go to state school. She’s got substance and expensive taste (sorry, European butter only, thanks), but at the end of the day, she’s still a snack. A rich, buttery blondie is topped off with just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar for a well-rounded, memorable bite. If you want to understand what this tastes like, just imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch had an Amex and drove a Benz (okay, I see you).
birthday cake: If you want to celebrate your birthday, but you’re much too sophisticated for a box cake, I have a solution for you. This birthday cake blondie recipe is like if your childhood nostalgia came back from winter break with a Gucci bag and a bold lip (who is she?!). **Cocoa noir blondies with vanilla cake batter filling tossed in confetti are everything you need to celebrate your greatness.

**Read: Oreo-inspired blondie sammich with rainbow sprinks (because every bad b*tche needs a li’l pop of “YAS!” on their birthday).

pecan and salted caramel: Bakers all around the country got together in a Facebook group and agreed that this blondie is better than their own recipes. And if I do say so myself, I agree.  A chewy butterscotch blondie with Guittard chocolate chips is topped off with a decadent salted caramel ganache and toasted pecans. This blondie recipe was what started Blondery and took 10 years to develop. The nutty, buttery, sweet and salty notes, making it clear why our customers call this blondie the OG. .


red velvet: If you’re like me, you eat gold. Okay relax, not actual bricks of gold. But a 24K edible gold leaf? Yes, please!  And if we’re being honest, the red velvet blondie deserves to wear this edible crown. These royal red beauties are crafted from Valrhona cocoa, mascarpone, red beet powder, and bourbon vanilla. Luscious-yet-light filling is sandwiched between two layers of red velvet blondies, all topped off with a flashy pop of gold. Perfect for the holidays or for your boo-boo on Valentine’s Day, because nothing says “I love you” like red, white and gold.


sweet potato (plant-based): If this blondie had its way, it would be leaf peeping in a flannel whilst drinking a pumpkin spiced latte on a scenic mountain. Warm fall flavors inspire this plant-based beauty, making for a seasonally relevant and wonderfully festive bite (best enjoyed with friends around a cozy fire). Cinnamon, nutmeg, and Madagascar vanilla collide with gorgeous purple yams (ube) to create a ~legit beautiful~ vegan blondie that would be welcomed at any gathering

 



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KM
09/03/2024
kisha m.
United States United States

Blondies Have More Fun

I went for the gusto and grabbed the anniversary box-hey...I like options, lol. Shipping was quick and it arrived in tact. The packaging impressed me from the jump so I knew I was in for a treat. From the moment you open the box, its a beautiful experience and taste testing with every nibble was joyous. PLEASE don't rush and take your time with every small bite to really take in and appreciate the rich ingredients + love in each square. The thing I loved most about my order was the responsiveness and attentiveness customer service gives as they keep you up to date on the order. I will definitely be a repeat customer as these blondies have been gentle on my stomach and now I'm spoiled, lol. Would loooove to see a pistachio option and crossing fingers for a DMV pop up :D

A
03/28/2024
Anonymous
United States United States

Morsels of joy

The price may be steep but they are so worth it for a special occasion. The brownies are a work of art in all aspects and some of the best I’ve ever had.

A
12/26/2023
Anonymous
United States United States

Very Tasty

Loved that the box actually came when they said it would and the treats were delicious! Would do this again!

A
05/16/2023
Anonymous
United States United States

Wonderful

Product is excellent. Taste better than anything. Presentation in small bite size pieces is ingenious. Packaging is excellent. I love the black!

BJ
05/01/2023
Bonnie J.
United States United States

Anniversary Cake for my son and Family and

Ordering was okay and got to their home on the anniversary date. When the family received the cake they said it was warm and weren’t sure if they should eat it. The ice pack that was delivered in had melted Vince is why the cake was warm. They were reluctant to eat it for fear of getting sick. They did eat most of it. “Yummy “ was the word used to describe it by my granddaughter and “tasty “is how my son described it. They didn’t want me to know of their concerns because they know I searched high and low for an appropriate gift for the family.

WHEN SHOULD I ORDER?

We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order at least one week in advance. Our products can be frozen for up to 3 months and it will NOT compromise the integrity of the product. 

CAN I SUBSTITUE A FLAVOR? CAN I SWITCH BOXES AFTER I ORDER? CAN I REQUEST A REFUND IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT I ORDER?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP? WHEN WILL MY ORDER BE DELIVERED?

We ship orders Monday - Thursday. If you purchased a pre-order it will ship within the stated timeframe. Please DO NOT email us and ask when your order will ship. This slows us down. 

DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. We are unable to accommodate address changes.

Please provide a secure address where you can receive your order.

We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats by 2-day Express or Overnight. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part. We are not responsible for delayed packages.

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