birthday cake variety box

birthday cake variety box

237 reviews

$85.00

Okay, now THIS is the box you get when you’re in celebration mode. The birthday cake variety box has our four best-selling favors, so what’s not to love? There’s a flavor for everyone (even the Birthday Queen) and to be honest, the colorful sprinkles just make me so happy. Give this as a gift or just eat it on a Wednesday (you do YOU because that's your business), but make sure you try every flavor because we don’t call these our “best sellers” for nothing.

What’s in the box?
birthday cake: If you want to celebrate your birthday, but you’re much too sophisticated for a box cake, I have a solution for you. This birthday cake blondie recipe is like if your childhood nostalgia came back from winter break with a Gucci bag and a bold lip (who is she?!). **Cocoa noir blondies with vanilla cake batter filling tossed in confetti are everything you need to celebrate your greatness.

**Read: Oreo-inspired blondie sammich with rainbow sprinks (because every bad b*tch needs a li’l pop of “YAS!” on their birthday).
.pecan and salted caramel:  Bakers all around the country got together in a Facebook group and agreed that this blondie is better than their own recipes. And if I do say so myself, I agree.  A chewy butterscotch blondie with Guittard chocolate chips is topped off with a decadent salted caramel ganache and toasted pecans. This blondie recipe was what started Blondery and took 10 years to develop. The nutty, buttery, sweet and salty notes, making it clear why our customers call this blondie the OG. 
cinnamon sugar: This is the blondie version of a snickerdoodle cookie who didn’t go to state school. She’s got substance and expensive taste (sorry, European butter only, thanks), but at the end of the day, she’s still a snack. A rich, buttery blondie is topped off with just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar for a well-rounded, memorable bite. If you want to understand what this tastes like, just imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch had an Amex and drove a Benz (okay, I see you).
brooklyn blackout (gluten-free): If I blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, I would praise the Brunch Gods and top off my mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, I said it. 



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01/27/2023
Charlotte S.
United States United States

These make a great gift!

Processing and shipping were so quick! I was able to surprise my dear friend on her birthday. Highly recommend sending these to anyone you'd like to send a little birthday surprise to or perhaps just a surprise to brighten their day (and taste buds).

RS
01/08/2023
Rosalin S.
United States United States

Fancy Treat

We loved the delicious little goodies especially the premium packaging!

A
12/29/2022
Anonymous
United States United States

Delicious

The Birthday Cake Variety Box was delicious. I will definitely be ordering this and/or other goodies in the future. Do yourself a favor and try some of this. You will not regret it.

RJ
12/17/2022
Roberta J.
United States United States

Fantastic Experience

My experience was fantastic! It was easy to order, delivered on time and my very particular friend said they were delicious!

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12/07/2022
Nicole A.
United States United States

Absolutely Delectable!

I sent this as a gift and the recipient was over the moon! He said the blondies were incredibly fresh, moist and delicious; and he was very impressed with the packaging, which he said was brilliantly chic. He couldn't stop raving about Blondery!

WHEN SHOULD I ORDER?

We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order at least one week in advance. Our products can be frozen for up to 3 months and it will NOT compromise the integrity of the product. 

CAN I SUBSTITUE A FLAVOR? CAN I SWITCH BOXES AFTER I ORDER? CAN I REQUEST A REFUND IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT I ORDER?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP? WHEN WILL MY ORDER BE DELIVERED?

We ship orders Monday - Thursday. If you purchased a pre-order it will ship within the stated timeframe. Please DO NOT email us and ask when your order will ship. This slows us down. 

DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. We are unable to accommodate address changes.

Please provide a secure address where you can receive your order.

We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats by 2-day Express or Overnight. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part. We are not responsible for delayed packages.

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