birthday cake variety box

birthday cake variety box

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$85.00

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Okay, now THIS is the box you get when you’re in celebration mode. The birthday cake variety box has our four best-selling favors, so what’s not to love? There’s a flavor for everyone (even the Birthday Queen) and to be honest, the colorful sprinkles just make me so happy. Give this as a gift or just eat it on a Wednesday (you do YOU because that's your business), but make sure you try every flavor because we don’t call these our “best sellers” for nothing.

What’s in the box?
birthday cake: If you want to celebrate your birthday, but you’re much too sophisticated for a box cake, I have a solution for you. This birthday cake blondie recipe is like if your childhood nostalgia came back from winter break with a Gucci bag and a bold lip (who is she?!). **Cocoa noir blondies with vanilla cake batter filling tossed in confetti are everything you need to celebrate your greatness.

**Read: Oreo-inspired blondie sammich with rainbow sprinks (because every bad b*tch needs a li’l pop of “YAS!” on their birthday).
.pecan and salted caramel:  Bakers all around the country got together in a Facebook group and agreed that this blondie is better than their own recipes. And if I do say so myself, I agree.  A chewy butterscotch blondie with Guittard chocolate chips is topped off with a decadent salted caramel ganache and toasted pecans. This blondie recipe was what started Blondery and took 10 years to develop. The nutty, buttery, sweet and salty notes, making it clear why our customers call this blondie the OG. 
cinnamon sugar: This is the blondie version of a snickerdoodle cookie who didn’t go to state school. She’s got substance and expensive taste (sorry, European butter only, thanks), but at the end of the day, she’s still a snack. A rich, buttery blondie is topped off with just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar for a well-rounded, memorable bite. If you want to understand what this tastes like, just imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch had an Amex and drove a Benz (okay, I see you).
brooklyn blackout (gluten-free): If I blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, I would praise the Brunch Gods and top off my mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, I said it. 



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05/14/2022
Anonymous
United States

Mother’s Day

I always struggle with Mother’s Day gifts. This little box of sweetness was the perfect way to show my appreciation to all the moms in my life. They wouldn’t stop talking about how delish each bite was.

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05/13/2022
Ebony W.
United States United States

Amazing!!!

I purchased the Birthday Cake Variety box a a sweet treat for my mom for Mother's Day and she loved them!!! Shipping was quick!! Now I need to order for myself so I can try!!

SM
05/01/2022
Sarah M.
United States United States

Finally was able to get more!!

Second purchase but first time getting a full variety box, not just the sample. I wish there was an option to choose what flavors you are getting, but I understand as a small business, you get what is offered. And I have to say I wasn't disappointed with what I got at all! I probably would have just chosen more of the cinnamon sugar ones because I love them! I've been trying to buy more ever since I was able to buy the sample box but they've been sold out & I kept missing the drops. Thankfully I have signed up for texts and got a text about the trims being half off with a $75 purchase. So not only did I get the birthday variety box but also got the trims! I love the trims but I was a bit disappointed with the variety in the sense that 2 of them were the pecan blondies. Which is fine because they are delicious but I was looking forward to trying something different. The first time I got the sample box, I was sad at how small they were. But now with a variety box, it is the perfect size! They are decadent & rich. You get so much in one bite. These are definitely a treat for a special occasion. I cant see myself buying this just because I'm craving it once a week. But I guess thats why the whole limited batches makes it feel more special when I am able to get it. If you are on the fence, just do it. You won't regret it because they are absolutely divine. Yes they are expensive but you are also supporting a small business owner who uses the best ingredients. Plus her packaging is beautiful!

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03/27/2022
Anonymous
United States United States

Delectable Indulgence

My daughter treated me to these delicious bites of heaven for my birthday, so I returned the favor. The blondies were absolutely scrumptious, and she said she literally inhaled them! Thanks for helping us celebrate the joyous moments in life.

RB
03/14/2022
Raquel B.
United States United States

Great experience

Overall great experience ! I wanted to support a black owned business especially pastry !!

How do I order?

Blondery restocks weekly on Sundays at 2PM EST and often sells out quickly.

1. YOU ORDER YOUR TREATS
2. WE MAKE YOUR TREATS
3. WE SHIP YOUR TREATS BY WEDNESDAY

Due to COVID-19, orders may experience a slight delay. Delivery by a specified date is not guaranteed...

How do I pay?

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, and Facebook pay.

Can you hold my order or deliver on a specific day?
We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order as close to the date as possible. All of our products will come with instructions on how to preserve freshness.

Can I substitute a flavor? Can I switch boxes after I order? Can I get a refund?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

How/when will my order be delivered?

Your treats are guaranteed to ship by Wednesday.

You will receive tracking info via email/text once your order has shipped.

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If you order multiple items, they may not ship together.

We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats on Wednesday by 2-day Express. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is complimentary on all orders. AKA Free Shipping.

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