Classic variety box

Classic variety box

347 reviews

$90.00

Okay, now THIS is the box you get when you’re in celebration mode. The birthday cake variety box has our four best-selling favors, so what’s not to love? There’s a flavor for everyone (even the Birthday Queen) and to be honest, the colorful sprinkles just make me so happy. Give this as a gift or just eat it on a Wednesday (you do YOU because that's your business), but make sure you try every flavor because we don’t call these our “best sellers” for nothing.

What’s in the box?
birthday cake: If you want to celebrate your birthday, but you’re much too sophisticated for a box cake, I have a solution for you. This birthday cake blondie recipe is like if your childhood nostalgia came back from winter break with a Gucci bag and a bold lip (who is she?!). **Cocoa noir blondies with vanilla cake batter filling tossed in confetti are everything you need to celebrate your greatness.

**Read: Oreo-inspired blondie sammich with rainbow sprinks (because every bad b*tch needs a li’l pop of “YAS!” on their birthday).
.pecan and salted caramel:  Bakers all around the country got together in a Facebook group and agreed that this blondie is better than their own recipes. And if I do say so myself, I agree.  A chewy butterscotch blondie with Guittard chocolate chips is topped off with a decadent salted caramel ganache and toasted pecans. This blondie recipe was what started Blondery and took 10 years to develop. The nutty, buttery, sweet and salty notes, making it clear why our customers call this blondie the OG. 
cinnamon sugar: This is the blondie version of a snickerdoodle cookie who didn’t go to state school. She’s got substance and expensive taste (sorry, European butter only, thanks), but at the end of the day, she’s still a snack. A rich, buttery blondie is topped off with just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar for a well-rounded, memorable bite. If you want to understand what this tastes like, just imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch had an Amex and drove a Benz (okay, I see you).
brooklyn blackout (gluten-free): If I blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, I would praise the Brunch Gods and top off my mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, I said it. 



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09/20/2024
Erica SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Amazing flavor. I wish the portions were larger, but the ingredients are top tier. When you taste it, you’re not mad you paid $40.

SS
09/16/2024
Shawnica S.
United States United States

Get you some!!!

If you love cookies or brownies you better get you some. The quality and the taste is chefs kiss. I enjoyed every single one. I LOVE the cookies and cream. As someone whose enjoys a good snack these are definitely worth every cent. Baby these ain’t just snacks/desserts they are an experience, y’all better get you some

JG
09/16/2024
Jamie G.
United States United States

PERFECTION

terrific and easy..,delicious brownies 4 different tastes.. love blondie with nuts .. as I once stated before could eat them in 1 bite if you can bake a variety bit larger would be superb… jamie

VC
09/16/2024
Vicinda C.
United States United States

Fresh and Tasty

I chose the variety selection. All selections were fresh, moist and delicious.

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09/15/2024
Andrea
United States United States

Not Worth the Hype…in my opinion

I placed my order on 8/17, after seeing Keith Lee’s TikTok and wanted to support this small business. I got my order on 9/12. It was shipped on 9/8, but apparently UPS had some sort of delay. The ice pack was melted but the insert said it should be fine to consume. I got a personal note from the owner apologizing for the delay. She also included a complimentary bag of blondie trims, which was awesome. Customer service is great! And I get it-there were probably a bunch of orders coming in because of the video and I’m glad for that! On to the taste-I could tell that quality ingredients were used. but they are tiny and at least 4 days old when I was finally able to taste them. The flavors in the box were ok. I actually enjoyed the flavor of the trims I got more than the 4 flavors in the box. I probably wouldn’t order again based on the price & size of the blondies, but it was nice to try. Just my personal opinion.

WHEN SHOULD I ORDER?

We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order at least one week in advance. Our products can be frozen for up to 3 months and it will NOT compromise the integrity of the product. 

CAN I SUBSTITUE A FLAVOR? CAN I SWITCH BOXES AFTER I ORDER? CAN I REQUEST A REFUND IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT I ORDER?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP? WHEN WILL MY ORDER BE DELIVERED?

We ship orders Monday - Thursday. If you purchased a pre-order it will ship within the stated timeframe. Please DO NOT email us and ask when your order will ship. This slows us down. 

DOUBLE-CHECK YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS. We are unable to accommodate address changes.

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We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats by 2-day Express or Overnight. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part. We are not responsible for delayed packages.

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