red velvet variety box

red velvet variety box (Sold Out)

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If you’re looking for a show-stopping centerpiece, I love-love-love the red velvet variety box. You get three rows of Blondery’s staple, signature flavors (that are absolute must-eats) and the fourth row is red velvet, a seasonal fan-fav. Each red velvet blondie square is topped with a sophisticated edible gold leaf, making for an eye-catching presentation that tastes even better than it looks. So whatever the occasion, be sure to save a bite (or five) for yourself, because you had a long-a** week, boo.

What’s in the box?
red velvet: If you’re like me, you eat gold. Okay relax, not actual bricks of gold. But a 24K edible gold leaf? Yes, ma’am. And if we’re being honest, the red velvet blondie deserves to wear this edible crown. These royal red beauties are crafted from Valrhona cocoa, mascarpone, red beet powder, and bourbon vanilla. Luscious-yet-light filling is sandwiched between two layers of red velvet blondies, all topped off with a flashy pop of gold. Perfect for the holidays or for your boo-boo on Valentine’s Day, because nothing says “I love you” like red, white and gold.
pecan and salted caramel: Bakers all around the country got together in a Facebook group and agreed that this blondie is better than their own recipes. And if I do say so myself, I agree.  A chewy butterscotch blondie with Guittard chocolate chips is topped off with a decadent salted caramel ganache and toasted pecans. This blondie recipe was what started Blondery and took 10 years to develop. The nutty, buttery, sweet and salty notes, making it clear why our customers call this blondie the OG.
cinnamon sugar: This is the blondie version of a snickerdoodle cookie who didn’t go to state school. She’s got substance and expensive taste (sorry, European butter only, thanks), but at the end of the day, she’s still a snack. A rich, buttery blondie is topped off with just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar for a well-rounded, memorable bite. If you want to understand what this tastes like, just imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch had an Amex and drove a Benz (okay, I see you).
brooklyn blackout (gluten-free): If I blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, I would praise the Brunch Gods and top off my mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, I said it.

 




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01/02/2022
Denisha P.
United States

Blondery of Yummiest Treats

My first bite of introduction was by a friend's purchase as a gift and all is history. From the pleasant surprise of the size and the taste of the brownies to match, I had to share with my love ones, who are die hard brownie lovers. Thank you for the overall experience; including the speedy delivery. Much more support coming your way.

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12/23/2021
Anonymous
United States United States

Holiday gift

Bought this as a gift for my friend and her family. They are the entire box in one go and absolutely loved it : )

FA
11/22/2021
Fatimah A.
United States United States

YUMMY !!!

It was delicious

JL
09/23/2021
Jeffrey L.
United States United States

I really enjoyed the brownies my favorite one was the ones with the pecans I Loved the packaging

KM
03/07/2021
Kyle M.
United States United States

Delicious Desserts

Ordered a red velvet assortment for my wife's 40th bday and she, myself & my daughter devoured every blondie within a couple days. Will definitely be ordering & supporting the business again VERY soon!! My oldest daughter already requested a box of the birthday variety box. ;)

How do I order?

Blondery restocks weekly on Sundays at 2PM EST and often sells out quickly.

1. YOU ORDER YOUR TREATS
2. WE MAKE YOUR TREATS
3. WE SHIP YOUR TREATS BY WEDNESDAY

Due to COVID-19, orders may experience a slight delay. Delivery by a specified date is not guaranteed...

How do I pay?

We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, and Facebook pay.

Can you hold my order or deliver on a specific day?
We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order as close to the date as possible. All of our products will come with instructions on how to preserve freshness.

Can I substitute a flavor? Can I switch boxes after I order? Can I get a refund?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

How/when will my order be delivered?

Your treats are guaranteed to ship by Wednesday.

You will receive tracking info via email/text once your order has shipped.

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If you order multiple items, they may not ship together.

We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats on Wednesday by 2-day Express. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is complimentary on all orders. AKA Free Shipping.

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