Pre-Order: "Box of Chocolates" Valentine's Day Blondies


What is a pre-order?

A pre-order is an order for an item that hasn't been made yet. Once you place your order, your order is considered final. That means there are  NO REFUNDS • NO CANCELLATIONS • NO RETURNS • NO EXCHANGES • NO CHANGES of any kind to your order— NO EXCEPTIONS.

When will my order ship?

Your order will ship the week of February 6. That means it could ship any day that week. We are unable to accommodate any special delivery date request. We can not guarantee what day your order will arrive. We ship 2-day or overnight with FedEx. You will receive tracking information once your order ships. Your blondies can be frozen for up to 3 months. 

Can I add this item to my pick-up order?

Yes, of course. 

What if I need my order by a specific date?

We are unable to accommodate any special request. Shop our core flavors available 24/7 and shipping every week. Please reach out to if your order exceeds 10 recipients. 

Box of Chocolates

We make blondies so you're probably wondering why on earth would WE do a box of chocolates. Isn't that directly antithetical to the entire premise of Blondery? Maybe but we did it anyway. Some of these flavors you all have been asking for a while and some, well one, may be familiar to you. Either way, this box is very much on theme with the whole Valentine's Day thing but if you aren't celebrating this year, it's always a good time to treat yourself. Cheers boo! 

Mocha Blondies:

We figured it was time to make a mocha blondie. As a lover of mocha from a certain siren-led coffee brand, I like to taste the cocoa AND the chocolate. This blondie does just that. And before you ask, yes it's still a blondie even though it looks like that other thing people make. We used a TON of dark roast coffee grinds and soaked them in our butter because when the chocolate is rich, you can't afford to be skimpy. We topped each piece with a chocolate drizzle and a chocolate coffee bean we make in-house. 

Cheesecake Blondies:

I have a confession. One of my favorite things to eat is cream cheese. Yep, by itself. So forgive me if this blondie is a little heavy on the cream cheese part but I couldn't resist combining our dark chocolate blondie with the tangy cream cheese and letting them mingle and get familiar for a bit. Too often "cream cheese brownies" just have a little measly swirl and its right time we allow them to be equals! Let them stand side by side in all their glory and rule together. 

The Brodie:

The brownie finally meets the blondie in the best way possible. We truly believe we are the only bakery that could do this justice. Why? Because we recognize the similarities both have without underplaying the importance of their individuality. We like to think of this pairing as that one power couple you know. So different and yet so similar we all are in awe of how they are even together. Or how did they even live without each other? 

Brooklyn Blackout:

If one blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, one would praise the Brunch Gods and top off their mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, we said it.

okay, but.
gluten-free disclaimer
Here’s the thing. We’re not a gluten-free bakery, so we can’t ensure that cross-contamination will never occur. That said, we do our best and have processes in place to minimize cross-contamination. Inevitably, there’s still a touch of gluten glitter floating in the air and sprinkled on our worksurfaces. So, if you’re a Celiac and/or highly sensitive to gluten we recommend skipping this box since it comes into direct contact with gluten-filled items.  

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We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order at least one week in advance. Our products can be frozen for up to 3 months and it will NOT compromise the integrity of the product. 


There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.


We ship orders Monday - Thursday. If you purchased a pre-order it will ship within the stated timeframe. Please DO NOT email us and ask when your order will ship. This slows us down. 

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We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats by 2-day Express or Overnight. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part. We are not responsible for delayed packages.

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