"Box of Chocolates" Valentine's Day Blondies

6 reviews

$40.00

We make blondies so you're probably wondering why on earth would WE do a box of chocolates. Isn't that directly antithetical to the entire premise of Blondery? Maybe but we did it anyway. Some of these flavors you all have been asking for a while and some, well one, may be familiar to you. Either way, this box is very much on theme with the whole Valentine's Day thing but if you aren't celebrating this year, it's always a good time to treat yourself. Cheers boo! 

Mocha Blondies:

We figured it was time to make a mocha blondie. As a lover of mocha from a certain siren-led coffee brand, I like to taste the cocoa AND the chocolate. This blondie does just that. And before you ask, yes it's still a blondie even though it looks like that other thing people make. We used a TON of dark roast coffee grinds and soaked them in our butter because when the chocolate is rich, you can't afford to be skimpy. We topped each piece with a chocolate drizzle and a chocolate coffee bean we make in-house. 

Cheesecake Blondies:

I have a confession. One of my favorite things to eat is cream cheese. Yep, by itself. So forgive me if this blondie is a little heavy on the cream cheese part but I couldn't resist combining our dark chocolate blondie with the tangy cream cheese and letting them mingle and get familiar for a bit. Too often "cream cheese brownies" just have a little measly swirl and its right time we allow them to be equals! Let them stand side by side in all their glory and rule together. 

The Brodie:

The brownie finally meets the blondie in the best way possible. We truly believe we are the only bakery that could do this justice. Why? Because we recognize the similarities both have without underplaying the importance of their individuality. We like to think of this pairing as that one power couple you know. So different and yet so similar we all are in awe of how they are even together. Or how did they even live without each other? 

Brooklyn Blackout:

If one blacked out in Brooklyn, and woke up next to a box of brooklyn blackouts, one would praise the Brunch Gods and top off their mimosa. The signature butterscotch and cocoa noir base is topped off with a 72% couverture ganache and chocolate sprinkles. This chocolate-on-chocolate, daringly dark blondie will have you asking questions like “Hersey who?” and “Godiva? Never heard of her.” Flipping your understanding of what a “blondie” is on its head (PSA: these are not “gluten-free brownies”), this dark diva is bold enough to represent the concrete jungle in a 1x1 bite. Yeah, we said it.

okay, but.
gluten-free disclaimer
Here’s the thing. We’re not a gluten-free bakery, so we can’t ensure that cross-contamination will never occur. That said, we do our best and have processes in place to minimize cross-contamination. Inevitably, there’s still a touch of gluten glitter floating in the air and sprinkled on our worksurfaces. So, if you’re a Celiac and/or highly sensitive to gluten we recommend skipping this box since it comes into direct contact with gluten-filled items.  



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DB
03/11/2024
Dawn B.
United States

First time order...

After seeing your product being sampled on a page I follow, I immediately went to find Blondery on Instagram. I've loved blondies from a child so I knew I would one day try your product for myself. What better time than Valentine's Day to treat myself to a special order? So that's what I did. Ordered online without any issues and chose my delivery date. Though small in size and a little pricy, I absolutely loved my order. Every single piece! Wished I lived closer so I could try your other treats but I will definitely order again very soon. I would absolutely recommend Blondery to anyone on the fence; place your order and taste the difference quality ingredients make!

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02/27/2024
Anonymous
United States United States

Worth Every *Bite*

Experience Was Amazing Worth The Purchase

AM
02/16/2024
Azuree M.
United States United States

A Treat!!!

These sweet treats are so so good!! They never last more than 3 days in our house. I try to buy them a couple of times a year for special occasions.

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02/22/2023
Anonymous
United States United States

Special Occasion treat

I’m really picky about my desserts, especially when shipped. These were so fresh. You can taste that quality ingredients are used. I just wish they were larger. Due to cost and size it’s definitely just for splurging on a special occasion.

BC
02/21/2023
Brittany C.
United States United States

Tasty

I enjoyed the Valentines box immensely. The perfect thing to send to yourself or someone else for luxury in a box.

WHEN SHOULD I ORDER?

We are unable to hold your order until a future date. Everything is baked fresh to order every week. If you would like your order for a particular occasion then you should order at least one week in advance. Our products can be frozen for up to 3 months and it will NOT compromise the integrity of the product. 

CAN I SUBSTITUE A FLAVOR? CAN I SWITCH BOXES AFTER I ORDER? CAN I REQUEST A REFUND IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT I ORDER?

There are no refunds. No cancellations. No returns. No Exchanges. No substitutions of any kind. But why would you want to?

PLEASE DOUBLE-CHECK IF YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS IS CORRECT. If your payment goes through and you received an order confirmation then you do not need to inform us if your billing address was wrong.

WHEN WILL MY ORDER SHIP? WHEN WILL MY ORDER BE DELIVERED?

We ship orders Monday - Thursday. If you purchased a pre-order it will ship within the stated timeframe. Please DO NOT email us and ask when your order will ship. This slows us down. 

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We cannot control the mail. Please know that we do everything we can to ensure your treats arrive on time. We will mail your treats by 2-day Express or Overnight. If there is a delay in arrival, we will work with the courier to get you your treats ASAP, but the mail isn't perfect. We promise to do our part. We are not responsible for delayed packages.

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